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Zahveed I admire either your integrity or your sense of humor. You decide which one fits you.



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FilmFan720 wrote:Was I the only one who knew he was married? He mentioned it on some post somewhere before.
I thought it was common knowledge. Why is everyone so shocked?
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Nancy Walker wasn't considered a midget, was she?
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Was I the only one who knew he was married? He mentioned it on some post somewhere before.
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jack wrote:
Big Magilla wrote:I'm not sure what all this means, but my grandmother was a midget. She was also double jointed and could do a mean can-can. I'm not a midget, I'm not double jointed, but I can do a mean can-can.

So, you're a quarter midget on your Grandmother's side?
Well, I'm not sure she was technically a midget. She was under 5' - somewhere between 4'9'-4'11'', but her brothers always teased her about being a midget.
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Sabin wrote:ISN'T THIS MORE FUN THAN BITCHING?!? It is, isn't it? Midgets not being people fixes everything.
Anything to get that foot out of your mouth, huh Sabin? :)

And by that I mean, Zahveed, are you seriously married?
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Big Magilla wrote:I'm not sure what all this means, but my grandmother was a midget. She was also double jointed and could do a mean can-can. I'm not a midget, I'm not double jointed, but I can do a mean can-can.
This is the best mental image I have had all day. Thank you Magilla.
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Big Magilla wrote:I'm not sure what all this means, but my grandmother was a midget. She was also double jointed and could do a mean can-can. I'm not a midget, I'm not double jointed, but I can do a mean can-can.
So, you're a quarter midget on your Grandmother's side?
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ISN'T THIS MORE FUN THAN BITCHING?!? It is, isn't it? Midgets not being people fixes everything.
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Zahveed, aren't you like 20? And you're married? More power to you.

I'm not trying to be glib, but wouldn't you wife be considered just a very short woman? At what point is a person considered a midget?

I'm glad no one got all p.c. and started talking about "Little People." But is midget an offensive term? Maybe because it rhymes with Gidget . . .



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Well, if a can-can can, then a can-can can...
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I'm not sure what all this means, but my grandmother was a midget. She was also double jointed and could do a mean can-can. I'm not a midget, I'm not double jointed, but I can do a mean can-can.
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jack wrote:Midgets, Stephanie (I'm assuming that's your name).
Ah, thanks for the clarification, Jacqueline. (just kidding)

But please, call me Steph. Or Mrs. Gael Garcia Bernal. Whichever.
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Omigosh, that story is true?? No wait it can't be. No twelve year old can get married. Not even to a midget.

After the whole thing with rolo's story about cutting himself, we really should come up with a way to indicate we're not kidding.



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