What the hell am I?
The strange cousin no one talks about? (Two posts and not one mention of anonymous!)
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Damien is the uncle you love but you can't talk to him about cartoons.
Sonic and Sabin are close-knit brothers with similar tastes -- one of them is usually reading the newspaper and doing the crossword puzzle; the other one is filling in the crossword puzzle with dirty words.
Flipp is the cousin who comes over to work out in the basement and stare at himself in the mirror.
Magilla brings the good wine and Penelope finishes it.
Oscar Guy is the dad who tells everyone to behave, when he secretly just wants everyone to like him.
Eric is the one who never comes home for Thanksgiving, or any other holiday really.
Criddic was sent to Iraq to fight for our freedom. Only we don't really want him to come back.
Italiano is the neighbor egging the house.
I'm the pet. I get to piss on the carpet and sit around gnawing at my ass all day.
Edited By Akash on 1194386070
Sonic and Sabin are close-knit brothers with similar tastes -- one of them is usually reading the newspaper and doing the crossword puzzle; the other one is filling in the crossword puzzle with dirty words.
Flipp is the cousin who comes over to work out in the basement and stare at himself in the mirror.
Magilla brings the good wine and Penelope finishes it.
Oscar Guy is the dad who tells everyone to behave, when he secretly just wants everyone to like him.
Eric is the one who never comes home for Thanksgiving, or any other holiday really.
Criddic was sent to Iraq to fight for our freedom. Only we don't really want him to come back.
Italiano is the neighbor egging the house.
I'm the pet. I get to piss on the carpet and sit around gnawing at my ass all day.
Edited By Akash on 1194386070
I like to think we're the Channings and Giobertis of Falcon Crest:
Angela Channing (Jane Wyman) = OscarGuy
Chase Gioberti (Robert Foxworth) = Sabin
Richard Channing (David Selby) = Italiano
Maggie Gioberti Channing (Susan Sullivan) = Damien
Emma Channing (Margaret Ladd) = Criddic
Lance Cumson (Lorenzo Lamas) = Flipp
Julia Cumson (Abby Dalton) = Mister Tee
Melissa Agretti (Ana-Alicia) = Akash
Cole Gioberti (Billy Moses) = Uri
Dr. Michael Ranson (Cliff Robertson) = Sonic Youth
Peter Stavros (Cesar Romero) = Big Magilla
Vickie Gioberti (Jamie Rose, Dana Sparks) = rolotomasi
Philip Erickson (Mel Ferrer) = FilmFan720
Terry Ranson (Laura Johnson) = Mashari
and, of course
Jacqueline Perrault (Lana Turner) = Penelope
(My apologies if I've forgotten anybody.)
Angela Channing (Jane Wyman) = OscarGuy
Chase Gioberti (Robert Foxworth) = Sabin
Richard Channing (David Selby) = Italiano
Maggie Gioberti Channing (Susan Sullivan) = Damien
Emma Channing (Margaret Ladd) = Criddic
Lance Cumson (Lorenzo Lamas) = Flipp
Julia Cumson (Abby Dalton) = Mister Tee
Melissa Agretti (Ana-Alicia) = Akash
Cole Gioberti (Billy Moses) = Uri
Dr. Michael Ranson (Cliff Robertson) = Sonic Youth
Peter Stavros (Cesar Romero) = Big Magilla
Vickie Gioberti (Jamie Rose, Dana Sparks) = rolotomasi
Philip Erickson (Mel Ferrer) = FilmFan720
Terry Ranson (Laura Johnson) = Mashari
and, of course
Jacqueline Perrault (Lana Turner) = Penelope
(My apologies if I've forgotten anybody.)
"...it is the weak who are cruel, and...gentleness is only to be expected from the strong." - Leo Reston
"Cruelty might be very human, and it might be cultural, but it's not acceptable." - Jodie Foster
"Cruelty might be very human, and it might be cultural, but it's not acceptable." - Jodie Foster