Happy Birthday SABIN

[flipp525]

Happy Birthday, Sabin!



Edited By flipp525 on 1200756085

[Johnny Guitar]

Happy Birthday, old-timer!

[ITALIANO]

Happy birthday, young man!

[Big Magilla]

Is NO old. Happy birthday,,come home soon. The writer's strike can't last forever.

[Akash]

That was hilarious Sabin! I'm sure you'll meet other Israeli girls who don't buy into American media imperialism's Cult of the Child -- where mid to late 20's means your life is over (besides, didn't you already get some tail in Israel?) -- and even if you don't, just remind them you're American and about a little something called the Israel Lobby. Tell them they owe you or something. Or you could always try Israeli boys (no one here would be shocked, I promise you) :p

Happy Birthday buddy.



Edited By Akash on 1200813584

[anonymous1980]

Happy birthday, Sabin!

Just when I thought you couldn't get anymore Jewish, you go to Israel.

[Sabin]

Thanks. I went to a party at a kibbutz. I was invited by these girls I randomly met (BEAUTIFUL!). I showed up, told them it was my birthday, they didn't believe me. I showed them my passport...

(exactly quotes. Caps for Hot Israeli girls.)

"WOW! OLD!"
"In America, it's not so old..."
"IN ISRAEL, IS OLD!"
"TOO OLD."
"Ah, is not too old."
"IS OLD."
"I HAVE SISTER IS 9. THAT IS AGE BETWEEN [points at both of us]. MY BROTHER. WHOLE PERSON."
"Your brother is between us?"
"YES. YOU SEE?"
"Yeah, sounds hot."


I'm an unfuckable N.Y.-looking Jew over here surrounded by army trained walking Jew-tanks. Happy Fucking Birthday.

...but thanks, Steph. That's sweet.

[Steph2]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SABIN!

Hope you meet a girl in Israel to celebrate it with.

Huggles
Steph