Those familiar with the Agatha Christie story may be familiar with the rhyme. Here's my office take on it:
10 little office workers had lunch with wine
one drank too much and went back to work and then there were nine.
9 little office workers worked very late
one got all stressed out and then there were eight.
8 little office workers talked about heaven
one said he didn't believe and then there were seven.
7 little office workers looking at porno pix
one was spotted by HR and then there were six.
6 little office workers saw their profits dive
one was held responsible and then there were five.
5 little office workers discussed the office whore
one said something to her face and then there were four.
4 little office workers went on a killing spree
one was taken down by cops and then there were three.
3 little office workers said they were gonna sue
one was held in contempt of court and then there were two.
2 little office workers each brought in a gun
one shot the other dead and then there was one.
1 little office worker had to do the work alone
he went and hanged himself and then there were none.