John McCain's VP Choice - Who do you think he will choose?
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There is a song called "My Girlfriend," which is the closeted gay republican talking all about the "girlfriend" he has who lives in Canada, who no one has met because every time she comes in town and gets deathly sick, so they just have sex in his apartment all day. She also "sucks like a hoover!"
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It's like Sesame Street except really dirty. One song is about how the Internet Is for Porn, and even a song about being As Loud as The Hell You Want (referring to two of the key puppet characters having sex)
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I got laid a year ago, by a very cute 19 year old latino. I am currently working on a relationship with a cute 24 year-old man of Indian descent. Thanks for the interest.
It's so funny that you mention this because it reminds of a conversation I was having on the phone with my girlfriend from Canada. You haven't met her. Want to see her photo? It's in my other wallet. I'm going to keep forgetting to bring it to show it to you, but when I do it'll be an anonymous glamour shot that could be anybody on the planet. But it will be my girlfriend from Canda whom you will never meet but totally exists.
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Rhetorical question.criddic3 wrote:Well, rationalizations are better than sex, as Jeff Goldblum infamously intoned in The Big Chill. Which just begs the question: when was the last time you got laid?
I got laid a year ago, by a very cute 19 year old latino. I am currently working on a relationship with a cute 24 year-old man of Indian descent. Thanks for the interest.
"The mantle of spinsterhood was definitely in her shoulders. She was twenty five and looked it."
-Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
-Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
I got laid a year ago, by a very cute 19 year old latino. I am currently working on a relationship with a cute 24 year-old man of Indian descent. Thanks for the interest.flipp525 wrote:criddic3 wrote:Damien wrote:
Hahahahahah! Good one, Wes.
And he can explain "100 Years In Iraq" all he wants. This one's sticking!
Actually this is different. Kerry really said it that way. McCain went on to say that we've been in places like Japan, Korea and Vietnam and Bosnia, etc. for many years. In the same speech, as part of the same answer, he said that he does not envision ongoing fighting soldiers, but peace-keeping soldiers and the like. He did not say "we will be involved in war for 100 years." That would be different and would be similar to Kerry's statement. Kerry did not extend or clarify his remark in the same answer and the same speech. Therefore, it was not a matter of editing the statement, which is what happened with McCain's remarks.
Well, rationalizations are better than sex, as Jeff Goldblum infamously intoned in The Big Chill. Which just begs the question: when was the last time you got laid?
"Because here’s the thing about life: There’s no accounting for what fate will deal you. Some days when you need a hand. There are other days when we’re called to lend a hand." -- President Joe Biden, 01/20/2021
Well, rationalizations are better than sex, as Jeff Goldblum infamously intoned in The Big Chill. Which just begs the question: when was the last time you got laid?criddic3 wrote:Damien wrote:OscarGuy wrote:Ah, but that never stopped the Republicans from continuing to drag out the "voted for the war before voting against it" gaffe. So, get used to it.
Hahahahahah! Good one, Wes.
And he can explain "100 Years In Iraq" all he wants. This one's sticking!
Actually this is different. Kerry really said it that way. McCain went on to say that we've been in places like Japan, Korea and Vietnam and Bosnia, etc. for many years. In the same speech, as part of the same answer, he said that he does not envision ongoing fighting soldiers, but peace-keeping soldiers and the like. He did not say "we will be involved in war for 100 years." That would be different and would be similar to Kerry's statement. Kerry did not extend or clarify his remark in the same answer and the same speech. Therefore, it was not a matter of editing the statement, which is what happened with McCain's remarks.
"The mantle of spinsterhood was definitely in her shoulders. She was twenty five and looked it."
-Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
-Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
Damien wrote:OscarGuy wrote:Ah, but that never stopped the Republicans from continuing to drag out the "voted for the war before voting against it" gaffe. So, get used to it.
Hahahahahah! Good one, Wes.
And he can explain "100 Years In Iraq" all he wants. This one's sticking!
Actually this is different. Kerry really said it that way. McCain went on to say that we've been in places like Japan, Korea and Vietnam and Bosnia, etc. for many years. In the same speech, as part of the same answer, he said that he does not envision ongoing fighting soldiers, but peace-keeping soldiers and the like. He did not say "we will be involved in war for 100 years." That would be different and would be similar to Kerry's statement. Kerry did not extend or clarify his remark in the same answer and the same speech. Therefore, it was not a matter of editing the statement, which is what happened with McCain's remarks.
Edited By criddic3 on 1210272424
"Because here’s the thing about life: There’s no accounting for what fate will deal you. Some days when you need a hand. There are other days when we’re called to lend a hand." -- President Joe Biden, 01/20/2021
The latest Rasmussen poll has McCain leading Clinton by only 49-43 and Obama by only 48-43 in Dubya's home state of Texas.
http://www.rasmussenreports.com
http://www.rasmussenreports.com
OscarGuy wrote:Ah, but that never stopped the Republicans from continuing to drag out the "voted for the war before voting against it" gaffe. So, get used to it.
Hahahahahah! Good one, Wes.
And he can explain "100 Years In Iraq" all he wants. This one's sticking!
Edited By Damien on 1209958972
"Y'know, that's one of the things I like about Mitt Romney. He's been consistent since he changed his mind." -- Christine O'Donnell