Re: 1971 Harvard Lampoon Movie Worst Awards
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:46 am
Kotch easily gets my vote for the year's worst.
Kirk Douglas Award for Worst Actor: Jack Nicholson, carnal Knowledge
Natalie Wood Award for Worst Actress: Candice Bergen, T.R. Baskin
H.J> Heinz Laurel Clot: (to the film that makes the most extensive use of the company's various vegetable derivatives: Dirty Harry
The Beast of Buchenwald Award (to those actors who most thoroughly degrade themselves in order to pull the paycheck, a handsomely tooled lampshade: Ernest Borgnine, Willard
The Tar Baby in recognition of Hollywood's continuation of the black market): to MGM for giving us Shaft.
The Ayn Rand Award (to that writer whose bad books made worse movies): Michael Crichton, The Andromeda Strain
The Bosley Award (to that critic whose writing consistently explores the farthest limits of bad taste): To the entire New York Film Critics Circle for naming A Clockwork Orange best film of the year
The Merino Award: Murino eye drops for making Malcolm McDowell see the light in A Clockwork Orange