Christian Bale is a dick

Zahveed · Post by **Zahveed** » Mon May 04, 2009 9:14 am

That just adds a new terrifying element to his angry point.

Post by **dws1982** » Mon May 04, 2009 8:59 am

I hate to invoke the term karma (because I don't really believe in it), but it was the first thing I thought of in this case:

Bale Slices Finger In Biking Accident

British actor Christian Bale has been left with a disfigured finger after slicing off the top of the digit in a dirt-biking accident.

The Dark Knight star hurt himself during an action excursion earlier this year and has been left with a mangled left index finger which will be scarred for life.

But Bale admits he barely felt the injury - and didn't realise how serious it was until he caught sight of his bloodied hand.

He says, "I had a dirt-biking accident and chopped it off at the end. You have something as extreme as that - you've lost the end of your finger - but it didn't hurt.

"I just kept looking at it, going, 'Why is that not hurting?' The body's amazing. It (the finger) looks horrible. Everyone else almost faints looking at it."

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Zahveed · Post by **Zahveed** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:27 pm

--Penelope wrote:
--Damien wrote:
--Penelope wrote:
I suppose if you've ever been on the receiving end of a credit card flying in your direction--which I have--you'd understand why I feel as I do.

What did you do to that poor customer?

I had the temerity to tell him that threatening the life of one of my co-workers was inappropriate.

More laughter: Michael Cera parodies Christian Bale.

"You guys step on my heart everyday!"

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Post by **Penelope** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:37 pm

--Damien wrote:
--Penelope wrote:
--Damien wrote:Anyone who knows me will tell you I'm the nicest, most wonderful person who ever lived. But that didn't stop me a couple months from getting incredibly pissed off at a dumb-ass young sales guy at Macy's, breaking my Macy's credit card in two, throwing it at him, and storming out.

I wouldn't trust anyone who's never had a day like Christian did on the set.

I suppose if you've ever been on the receiving end of a credit card flying in your direction--which I have--you'd understand why I feel as I do.

What did you do to that poor customer?

I had the temerity to tell him that threatening the life of one of my co-workers was inappropriate.

More laughter: Michael Cera parodies Christian Bale.

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Post by **Greg** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:27 pm

--Okri wrote:Now, if they could get him to present best cinematography at the oscars.....

Sound Editing would be more appropriate.

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Zahveed · Post by **Zahveed** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:37 am

I few years ago I had a customer yell at me and few other sales associates because she didn't understand how the 2-for-1/buy-one-get-one-free deals worked. Then she stormed out and said she'd never shop at that store again.

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Post by **Damien** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:56 am

--Penelope wrote:
--Damien wrote:Anyone who knows me will tell you I'm the nicest, most wonderful person who ever lived. But that didn't stop me a couple months from getting incredibly pissed off at a dumb-ass young sales guy at Macy's, breaking my Macy's credit card in two, throwing it at him, and storming out.

I wouldn't trust anyone who's never had a day like Christian did on the set.

I suppose if you've ever been on the receiving end of a credit card flying in your direction--which I have--you'd understand why I feel as I do.

What did you do to that poor customer?

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Post by **Bog** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:25 am

--Penelope wrote:I wouldn't trust anyone who's never had a day like Christian did on the set.

I suppose if you've ever been on the receiving end of a credit card flying in your direction--which I have--you'd understand why I feel as I do.[/quote]
Every day and twice on Sundays...I get ridiculed literally on a daily basis. The way to fire up the human race seems to be to hand them a few prescriptions and send them on into one of the busiest pharmacies in Ohio. There ain't nothing I haven't been called and credit cards being thrown at you is child's play...the death threats are a little more frightening.

Maybe I'm too cavalier about this Christian Bale thing...but people need to get some **** out there sometimes. I guess it just shocks me so much that his tirade could shock anyone.

But really I am totally officially done...because people who I respect a lot more than Christian Bale (i.e. Sonic, Penelope, Daniel) are not worth bickering with over....Christian Bale

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Post by **Penelope** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:08 am

--Damien wrote:Anyone who knows me will tell you I'm the nicest, most wonderful person who ever lived. But that didn't stop me a couple months from getting incredibly pissed off at a dumb-ass young sales guy at Macy's, breaking my Macy's credit card in two, throwing it at him, and storming out.

I wouldn't trust anyone who's never had a day like Christian did on the set.

I suppose if you've ever been on the receiving end of a credit card flying in your direction--which I have--you'd understand why I feel as I do.

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Post by **Damien** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:11 am

--Zahveed wrote:
--Big Magilla wrote:What I find amusing about this is that when Bale went into his rant he did it in character in his American, or at least mid-Atlanitc accent. When he issued his apology this morning he did so in the heavily British accent we've become accustomed to hear when he's playing himself.

Usually when people are upset and become enraged they yell and scream in their natural voice.

I've heard it several times before and it sounded British to me. It wasn't as thick but it was still there, especially in the swears.

Sounded very British to me. too.

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Post by **anonymous1980** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:24 pm

Okri wrote:Now, if they could get him to present best cinematography at the oscars.....

Oh, that's a fantastic idea!

Some amusing remixes:

Bale vs. O'Reilly.

Dance Remix.

Zahveed · Post by **Zahveed** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:09 pm

Big Magilla wrote:What I find amusing about this is that when Bale went into his rant he did it in character in his American, or at least mid-Atlanitc accent. When he issued his apology this morning he did so in the heavily British accent we've become accustomed to hear when he's playing himself.

Usually when people are upset and become enraged they yell and scream in their natural voice.

I've heard it several times before and it sounded British to me. It wasn't as thick but it was still there, especially in the swears.

Post by **Reza** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:43 pm

--Big Magilla wrote:What I find amusing about this is that when Bale went into his rant he did it in character in his American, or at least mid-Atlanitc accent. When he issued his apology this morning he did so in the heavily British accent we've become accustomed to hear when he's playing himself.

Usually when people are upset and become enraged they yell and scream in their natural voice.

This proves he is a good actor! Lol.

I'm amazed at the number of threads this topic has.

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Post by **Big Magilla** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:21 pm

What I find amusing about this is that when Bale went into his rant he did it in character in his American, or at least mid-Atlanitc accent. When he issued his apology this morning he did so in the heavily British accent we've become accustomed to hear when he's playing himself.

Usually when people are upset and become enraged they yell and scream in their natural voice.

Post by **Okri** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:17 pm

Now, if they could get him to present best cinematography at the oscars.....

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