1969 Harvard Lampoon Movie Worsts Awards
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Re: 1969 Harvard Lampoon Movie Worsts Awards
My vote goes to John and Mary, a dull, boring snooze fest that wasted the combined talents of the newly minted superstars of The Graduate and Midnight Cowboy (Dustin Hoffman) and Rosemary's Baby (Mia Farrow).
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1969 Harvard Lampoon Movie Worsts Awards
Kirk Douglas Award for Worst Actor: Peter Fonda, Easy Rider
Natalie Wood Award for Worst Actress Jane Fonda, Spirits of the Dead and for marrying Roger Vadim
The OK-Doc-Break-the-Arm-Again Award (for the most flagrant example of miscasting): Omar Sharif - Che!
The Uncrossed Heart (to the least promising young performer): Goldie Hawn - Cactus Flower
The Piltdown Mandible (to the most obviously and unabashedly spurious scientific phenomenon): Krakatoa, East of Java, since Krakatoa, by all recent accounts is a good 200 miles west of Java
The OhGodohGod, the Lights, the Shapes, the Colors Award (to that movie which makes us glad we have lungs to inhale with): To the revival of Walt Disney's Fantasia
The On-a-Clear-Day-You-Can-See-Fall River Citation (for the most stereotyped New England scenery): Alice's Restaurant, whose Stockbridge, Mass. was just like Life Magazine said it would be
The Merino Award: To the accompaniment of dull thuds produced by beating a dead sheep, to Andy Warhol's Blue Movie, filmed entirely in lurid aqua-merino
Natalie Wood Award for Worst Actress Jane Fonda, Spirits of the Dead and for marrying Roger Vadim
The OK-Doc-Break-the-Arm-Again Award (for the most flagrant example of miscasting): Omar Sharif - Che!
The Uncrossed Heart (to the least promising young performer): Goldie Hawn - Cactus Flower
The Piltdown Mandible (to the most obviously and unabashedly spurious scientific phenomenon): Krakatoa, East of Java, since Krakatoa, by all recent accounts is a good 200 miles west of Java
The OhGodohGod, the Lights, the Shapes, the Colors Award (to that movie which makes us glad we have lungs to inhale with): To the revival of Walt Disney's Fantasia
The On-a-Clear-Day-You-Can-See-Fall River Citation (for the most stereotyped New England scenery): Alice's Restaurant, whose Stockbridge, Mass. was just like Life Magazine said it would be
The Merino Award: To the accompaniment of dull thuds produced by beating a dead sheep, to Andy Warhol's Blue Movie, filmed entirely in lurid aqua-merino